Category: Joke Board
The Top 16 Rodeo Pick-Up Lines
16> "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off
*you*, Darlin'."
15> "Here's my number, call me if you need a few bucks."
14> "Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker
than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewing freak.'"
13> "Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested
in a little team ropin'?"
12> "I can see by your Wranglers that you're a Jewish man...."
11> "Er, yeah... I *am* in the Village People."
10> "How'd you like to put a pinch of *me* between your cheek
and gum?"
9> "Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit
of ropin'."
8> "Got 8 seconds?"
7> "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't
no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
6> "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
5> "You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that
bull charged."
4> "Honey, I *need* a belt buckle this large to keep from
gettin' arrested in Mississippi."
3> "Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you
just happy to see me?"
2> "Mooooooooo."
And the Number 1 Rodeo Pick-Up Line...
1> "That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'"
16, 8, and 5 made me laugh out loud. I'm not sure I get 12.
rofl! Number eight was great!
Now if you've read this joke and the one I posted about top pickup lines for Saint Patrick's day, imagine being a Lepracon at a rodeo or a cowboy in an Irish bar, and you'll have a never ending supply of pickup lines.
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I like
7> "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't
no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
and
6> "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
Bob